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Tallulah Bankhead and Chico Marx

Posted on 2009.04.09 at 21:00
Tallulah Bankhead had met Chico Marx at a party.  Chico's friends had all advised him not to be the womanizing, brash, loudmouth personality that usually got him in with the ladies.  He promised he wouldn't.  And when he met her, all his friends were tense in how he would act with her.  He said, good evening to her.  And she said good evening to him.  All his friends sighed in relief.  Until... Chico turned to her abruptly and said, "I want to fuck you!"

Without missing a beat, she replies, "And so you shall, you old-fashioned boy."

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